WTFREAK

The average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 47 hours and 15 minutes.

(source)

Wow.

AWWWWW

(501): This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

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TFLN

(860): She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because ‘Under the Sea” came on Pandora

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TFLN

(773): I don’t make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that’s my shit

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TFLN

Sickkkkkk. Im getting this eventually

New Yorkers Lead Family of Ducks Born on Park Ave. Traffic Island to Safety

Awww <3

<3

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